allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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grumpypup:

do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you

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narau:

I JUST GET HOME YEAH EVERYTHING’S DANDY I’M CHILLIN OUT MAXIN RELAXIN AND I OPEN MY LAPTOP AND MY SCREEN ISD FUCKING SMASHED THANKS OBAMA

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  • *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  • Me:Please don't be 6am
  • *1;48am*
  • Me:MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  • *Shoves face back into pillow*
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caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

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Warning Major Spoiler!

onesentencemusings:

bagelr:

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Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.

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phnksfrthmmrs:

Phil Lester is so adorable when he laughs
Like his whole face scrunches up and its just so adorable
Just look at himimage
Look at that cutie
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How are you even real

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and don’t get me started on Phil with animals

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Its just too adorable

or Phil with Dan 

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or Phil with Dan andanimalsimage

its just too cute

i cant

im dying

ok bye 

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kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

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Dan saying literally

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